The Heart Wants What The

Rule Number Three: Best Friends Always Think You Deserve The Best Guy Even If The Best Guy Barely Knows You Exist.

I Sometimes Read In A Gossip Column That I Was At A Party When I Was In Europe At The Time. It Sometimes Feels I've Got A Doppelganger Somewhere.

What I Have Yet To See Is A Real Woman Choose A Younger Man Because He Spent Six Hours A Day At The Gym Trying To Sculpt His Abs.

She Didn't Want To Have Anything To Do With The Party. She Was Tired Of Feeling Like She Didn't Fit In, But She Didn't Want To Go Home, Either, Because She Was A Tired Of Being Lonely And She Was A Little Drunk.

Always Look Like You Know Where You're Going, Even When You Don't