The Hand Is Quicker Than

Retired Is Being Tired Twice, I've Thought, First Tired Of Working, Then Tired Of Not.

Some Golfers Blast Their Ball From Traps, With One Adroit Explosion, But Others, Out In Ten Perhaps, Depend Upon Erosion.

Middle Age Is The Time Of Life That A Man First Notices In His Wife.

The Great Improvement Of The Radio Over The Telephone Is That It May Be Turned Off Without Offending The Speaker.

My Day-old Son Is Plenty Scrawny, His Mouth Is Wide With Screams, Or Yawny; His Ears Seem Larger Than He's Needing, His Nose Is Flat, His Chin's Receding. His Skin Is Very, Very Red, He Has No Hair Upon His Head, And Yet I'm Proud As Proud Can Be, To Hear You Say He Looks Like Me.