The Habitually Punctual Make All

The Incompetent With Nothing To Do Can Still Make A Mess Of It.

When In Doubt Or Danger, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout.

Humility Is The Embarrassment You Feel When You Tell People How Wonderful You Are.

When I Want Your Opinion I'll Give It To You.

No Committee Could Ever Come Up With Anything As Revolutionary As A Camel - Anything As Practical And As Perfectly Designed To Perform Effectively Under Such Difficult Conditions.