The Greatest Crimes In The

Fight The Fighters, Not Their Wars.

People Are Fond Of Using Military Terms To Describe What They Do. We Call It Bombing When We Go Out Painting, When Of Course It's More Like Entertaining The Troops In A Neutral Zone, During Peacetime In A Country Without An Army.

As Far As I Can Tell The Only Thing Worth Looking At In Most Museums Of Art Is All The Schoolgirls On Daytrips With The Art Departments.

Sometimes I Feel So Sick At The State Of The World I Can't Even Finish My Second Apple Pie.

Today's Art Has Been Cancelled Due To Police Activity.