The First Time I Came

But If That's What You Want To Be, That's What You Will Be - As Long As You Study.

Every Closed Eye Is Not Sleeping, And Every Open Eye Is Not Seeing.

College Was A Wonderful Time - Except, Of Course, When It Was Trying To Teach You Things.

You Go And You Buy A Lottery Ticket. You've Got Just As Much Chance Of Getting Struck By Lightning As You Do Of Winning The Lottery.

All Children Have Brain Damage!