It Is A Warning, Godspeed.

Through Humor, You Can Soften Some Of The Worst Blows That Life Delivers.

No Matter How Calmly You Try To Referee, Parenting Will Eventually Produce Bizarre Behavior, And I'm Not Talking About The Kids. Their Behavior Is Always Normal.

I Am Proud To Be An American. Because An American Can Eat Anything On The Face Of This Earth As Long As He Has Two Pieces Of Bread.

The Most Important Educational Vehicle In All Life Is A Parent Figure.

Have You Ever Had A Cookie? Then You Won't Get Any Here Either.