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There Is No Such Thing As Too Much Fun. People Need To Know It Is O.k. To Tell Jokes And Be Happy.

I'm Down To Earth; People Sense That And They Appreciate It.

I Don't Know What People Are Going To Think Of My Stand-up. If You Only Know Me From 'the Price Is Right' And 'the Drew Carey Show,' Then You Might Be A Little Bit Shocked. I'm A Little Dirty And A Little Opinionated But All In Fun.

I Don't Have A Bluetooth Thing On My Ear. That Bugs Me.

Libertarians Are Conservatives Who Still Get High.