The First Condition Of Progress

It Is Not That I Am So Clever; It Is That Everyone Else Is So Stupid.

Any Belief Worth Having Must Survive Doubt

Life On Board A Pleasure Steamer Violates Every Moral And Physical Condition Of Healthy Life Except Fresh Air. . . . It Is A Guzzling, Lounging, Gambling, Dog's Life. The Only Alternative To Excitement Is Irritability.

I Was Told That My Diet Was So Poor That I Could Not Repair The Bones That Were Broken And Operated On. So I Have Just Had An Xradiograph Taken; And Lo! Perfectly Mended Solid Bone So Beautifully White That I Have Left Instructions That, If I Die, A Glove Stretcher Is To Be Made Of Me And Sent To You As A Souvenir

Whether You Think Jesus Was God Or Not, You Must Admit He Was A First-rate Political Economist.