Happy Is The Man Who

Violence Is The Repartee Of The Illiterate.

Leisure May Be Defined As Free Activity, Labor As Compulsory Activity. Leisure Does What It Likes, Labor Does What It Must, The Compulsion Being That Of Nature, Which In These Latitudes Leaves Men No Choice Between Labor And Starvation.

The Longer I Live, The More I Realize That I Am Never Wrong About Anything, And That All The Pains I Have So Humbly Taken To Verify My Notions Have Only Wasted My Time!

When A Man Says Money Can Do Anything, That Settles It: He Hasn't Got Any.

A Veteran Journalist Has Never Had Time To Think Twice Before He Writes.