The Entire World Of Grown-ups

Vampires Are Make-believe, Like Elves, Gremlins, And Eskimos.

Families Are About Love Overcoming Emotional Torture.

'the Simpsons' Basically - And 'futurama' - Are Really Smart Shows. They're Kind Of Disguised As These Goofy Animated Sitcoms, But The References Within The Shows, If You're Paying Attention, Are Pretty Smart And Pretty Sophisticated.

I'd Be Vegetarian If Bacon Grew On Trees

I'm Better Than Dirt. Well, Most Kinds Of Dirt, Not That Fancy Store-bought Dirt... I Can't Compete With That Stuff.