The English Public Doesn't Really

The English Public Doesn't Really Like Shakespeare; It Prefers Football.

Misquotations Are The Only Quotations That Are Never Misquoted.

When People Are Old Enough To Know Better They Are Old Enough To Do Worse.

Never Neglect An Opportunity To Play Leap-frog; It Is The Best Of All Games, And, Unlike The Terribly Serious And Conscientious Pastimes Of Modern Youth, Will Never Become Professionalized.

I Am Inclined To Think That One's Education Has Been In Vain If One Fails To Learn That Most Schoolmasters Are Idiots.