The English Are Always Ready

Nobody Uses His Car In New York, Because So Many People Use It That Traffic Is Congested And Unbearably Slow.

The Art Of Conversation Could Not Die In Australia; It Never Lived. Television Did Not Kill It; There Was Nothing There To Kill.

In England The Boy Pats His Adored One On The Back And Says Softly, "i Don't Object, You Know." If He Is Quite Mad With Passion, He May Add: "i Rather Fancy You, In Fact.

The English Are Always Ready To Admire Anything So Long As They Can Queue Up.

You Can Keep A Dog: But It Is The Cat Who Keeps People, Because Cats Find Humans Useful Domestic Animals.