Japan Is, You Often Feel,

The Poor Americans Are So Busy Defending The Rights Of Hindus In Pakistan, Moslems In India, Jews In Palestine, Koreans In Japan, Italians In Yugoslavia And Hungarians In Czechoslovakia That They Simply Cannot Give A Thought To Negroes In The United States.

The British Are Brave People. They Can Face Anything, Except Reality.

They (americans) Have Their National Game, Baseball - Which Is Cricket Played With A Strong American Accent - And They Have A National Language, Entirely Their Own, Unlike Any Other Language Spoken On The Earth.

The English Take Everything With An Exquisite Sense Of Humour. They Are Only Offended If You Tell Them That They Have No Sense Of Humour.

The Man Who Is Not Afraid Of Danger Is Not A Hero, But A Psychopath.