Japan Is, You Often Feel,

On The Continent People Have Good Food; In England People Have Good Table Manners.

To Have Created A Welfare State Was A Great Achievement; But We Must Go On To Create A Welfare Planet.

Was He Joking? Was He Being Sarcastic? Aggressive? Impertinent? Or Just Courteous? There Was No Telling From His Impassive Face. What A Country, He Thought Despairingly. In Russia You Always Knew. If A Man Made A Stern Face He Was Threatening; If He Was Laughing Uproariously, He Was Joking.

In The Field Of Snobbery, Australia Is An Underdeveloped Country; Even A Few British Ex-colonies, Regarded As Under Developed In All Other Respects, Could Export A Great Deal Of Snobbery To Australia And Still Have Enough To Spare For Their Own, Internal Needs.

Australia Objects To The Mini-skirt Not On Moral But On Economic Grounds. Australians Are No Prudes And The Lovely, Healthy, Sporty Australian Girls Have No Reason To Hide Their Knees And Thighs. However, The Mini-skirt Is Disastrous For The Wool-trade.