The Emotions In All True

Electronic Devices Dislike Me. There Is Never A Day When Something Isn't Ailing.

Why Are Sex And Violence Always Linked? I'm Afraid They'll Blur Together In People's Minds - Sexandviolence - Until We Can't Tell Them Apart. I Expect To Hear A Newscaster Say, "the Mob Became Unruly And The Police Were Forced To Resort To Sex."

I'm Not Freakishly Short. I Had, On My Show, Used Shortness As A Joke Subject; It Didn't Really Bother Me.

Home Schooling As An Idea Is On A Par With Home Dentistry.

Great Humorists Are Great Insulters.