I Always Wanted To Live

The Brain Process That Results In A Joke Materializing Where No Joke Was Before Remains A Mystery. I'm Not Aware Of Any Scholarly, Scientific Or Neurological Studies On The Subject.

Sloppy Language Leads To Sloppy Thought, And Sloppy Thought To Sloppy Legislation.

I Like When The Ice Gets Thin, The Going Gets Rough, The Guests Get Edgy.

I Know What It Feels Like To Be A Gun Lover.

I'm The Only Talk Show Host, I Think, If There's Such A Category In, What's Called, The Book Of Records, To Have A Guest Die While We Were Taping The Show, Yeah.