The Downfall Of Most Diets

Smoking Is, If Not My Life, Then At Least My Hobby. I Love To Smoke. Smoking Is Fun. Smoking Is Cool. Smoking Is, As Far As I Am Concerned, The Entire Point Of Being An Adult.

I Wouldn't Say That I Dislike The Young. I'm Simply Not A Fan Of Naïveté.

I Am Not... Totally Unreceptive To Colour Providing It Makes Its Appearance Quietly, Deferentially, And Without Undue Fanfare.

I Do Not Believe In God. I Believe In Cashmere.

You Can Be Nasty When You Are Young, But You Really Have To Be Older To Achieve Bitterness.