The Deer Season Just Opened.

Sometimes People Deserve A High Five, In The Face, With A Chair.

Sure Must Be A Great Consolation To The Poor People Who Lost Their Stock In The Late Crash To Know That It Has Fallen In The Hands Of Mr. Rockefeller, Who Will Take Care Of It And See That It Has A Good Home And Never Be Allowed To Wander Around Unprotected Again. There Is One Rule That Works In Every Calamity. Be It Pestilence, War Or Famine, The Rich Get Richer And The Poor Get Poorer. The Poor Even Help Arrange It.

You've Got To Be (an) Optimist To Be A Democrat, And You've Got To Be A Humorist To Stay One

I Tell You Folks, All Politics Is Applesauce.

If Your Time Is Worth Anything, Travel By Air. If Not, You Might Just As Well Walk.