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In My Next Life I Want To Live Backwards. Start Out Dead And Finish Off As An Orgasm.

Well, Trouble's My Middle Name. Actually, My Middle Name Is Marion, But I Don't Want You Spreading That Around.

Some Of The Best Memories Of My Childhood That I Have Are The Times That I Played Hooky From School So I Could Spend My Days In The Public Library Reading All The Wonderful Books At My Disposal.

In Order To Be Successful, All You've Got To Do Is Show Up 80 Percent Of The Time.

You're So Good Looking I Can Barely Keep My Eyes On The Meter.