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I'm Not A Big Believer In The Sense Of Jews Having A Monopoly On Comedy.

My Education Was Dismal. I Went To A Series Of Schools For Mentally Disturbed Teachers.

The Best An Idea Gets Is When Its In Your Head.

Fantasy Is Seductive And Much More Wonderful Than Reality, But You Can't Take It To The Bank. It's Always An Escape. And If Used As An Escape, As In Attending A Movie Or A Show For A Circumscribed Period Of Time, It's Fine. When It Starts To Become Undifferentiated From Reality, It Leads To Big Trouble.

I Can't Minimize The Terror Factor. As You Get Older You Get More And More Frightened Because The Terrible Indignities Of Old Age Become Closer To You.