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People In Northern Ireland Vote For Their Church, They Don't Vote With Their Heads; It Is Ridiculous.

A Man Says To The Doctor: "what's The Good News?" "you've Got 24 Hours To Live." He Says: "what's The Bad News?" The Doctor Says: "we Should Have Told You Yesterday."

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