The Bush Administration Said Today

Actually, Joe Biden Looked Pretty Good. In Fact, Joe's Popularity Has Gone From 1% To 2% Last Week To 3% Today. At This Rate, He Could Win The Nomination By The Year 2032.

It Looks Like President Obama Has A New Campaign Slogan: 'yes I Did.'

My Dad's Idea Of A Good Time Is To Go To Sears And Walk Around.

Dean Is A Doctor But He Acts More Like A Postal Worker!

Women Get A Little More Excited About New Year's Eve Than Men Do. It's Like An Excuse: You Drink Too Much, You Make A Lot Of Promises You're Not Going To Keep; The Next Morning As Soon As You Wake Up You Start Breaking Them. For Men, We Just Call That A Date.