The Biggest Reason For Divorce

A Good Marriage Can Be Ruined By Poor Communications - And By Forgetting To Put The Lid Back Down.

If You Take A Life, I Will Take Yours. Put Me In Charge, I Will Fix It.

That's Why I'm A Big Supporter Of The Death Penalty. I Want To Be The Hangman. I Would Put Many More People To Death Like The Kids Who Want To Kill Other People, I'd Put 'em To Death.

I Was Never Interested In Being A Rock Star. I Always Wanted To Be Boris Karloff.

I Refuse To Stand Up In Front Of A Rabbi And My Friends And The Woman I Love - Who I Will Tell You I Can Love With All My Heart - And Promise She Will Be The Only One I Will Ever Have Until The Day I Die. Thats A Lie.