You Have To Understand That

It's Better To Be An Octopus Than A Fish. If An Octopus Loses A Tentacle To A Predator, The Octopus Will Survive With Seven Tentacles Left For Itself.

The Biggest Financial Pitfall In Life Is Divorce. And The Biggest Reason For Divorce Is Marriage.

That's Why I'm A Big Supporter Of The Death Penalty. I Want To Be The Hangman. I Would Put Many More People To Death Like The Kids Who Want To Kill Other People, I'd Put 'em To Death. Postal Workers Who Get Arrested, They Have Mental Problems. You Know What? When You're Dead You Don't Have A Mental Problem. If You Take A Life, I Will Take Yours. Put Me In Charge, I Will Fix It.

It's Too Easy To Do A Patriotic-themed Show To Crawl Into People's Hearts And Minds.

I'm Aware, As A Sane Person, That I'm Not The Best-looking Guy In The World. I'm Aware Of It. But When I Go Into A Party, I Will Walk Out With Your Girlfriend.