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That's Your Problem! You Don't Want To Be In Love. You Want To Be In Love In A Movie.

There Is No Reason To Confuse Television News With Journalism.

With Any Child Entering Adolescence, One Hunts For Signs Of Health, Is Desperate For The Smallest Indication That The Child's Problems Will Never Be Important Enough For A Television Movie.

Working As A Journalist Is Exactly Like Being The Wallflower At An Orgy. I Always Seem To Find Myself At A Perfectly Wonderful Event Where Everyone Else Is Having A Marvelous Time, Laughing Merrily, Eating, Drinking, Having Sex In The Back Room, And I Am Standing On The Side Taking Notes On It All.

Having Been Married So Many Times, I Know That One Of The Few Things I Am An Expert In Is Falling In Love.