The Best Thing You Can

My Mom Was Scared Of The Old Times Square So I Was Never Allowed To Go. Now I'm Scared Of The New Times Square, So I Still Never Go.

Every City Has A Donald Trump; Ours Is Just The Trumpiest.

I Am As Omnivorous As It's Possible To Be. I Always Say There's Nothing I Won't Eat And Nothing I Won't Wear.

Whether I'm Making A Recipe Or A Piece Of Jewelry Or A White-rose-and-jasmine Tea Or The Perfume, I Like To Think Of Myself As A Happy Little Sorceress, And If I Could Just Have A Little General Store With All That Stuff And Give People A Sense Of My Taste, That Would Be Lovely.

One Thing That Happens When You're Pregnant Is That As Your Stomach Starts To Stretch. It Itches! So I Have To Keep My Belly Really Lubricated. Every Morning, There's A Buttering Ceremony After I Get Out Of The Shower. It's Really Like Basting A Turkey With Body Butter.