The Best Revenge Is Massive

Oh, I Just Wish Someone Would Try To Hurt You So I Could Kill Them For You.

Trouble Just Seems To Come My Way-unbidden, Unwelcome, Unneeded.

Here's To The Confusion Of Our Enemies!

A Man Doesn't Know What Happiness Is Until He's Married. By Then It's Too Late.

Card Players Have A Saying: "it's All Right To Play If You Keep Your Eyes On The Deck" - Which Is Another Way Of Saving, "eternal Vigilance Is The Price Of Liberty."