The Best Lesson My Mom

I Just Found Out About 10 Days Ago That I Must Live 300 Or 400 Yards From Britney Spears... So Now I Have To Move.

Republicans Are Good At Standing By Their Candidate.

I Don't Mind What They Say As Long As They're Not Being Mean.

Growing Up During The Cold War Period, I Always Found That, Although We Always Thought That The World Would End In Some Sort Of Nuclear Holocaust, At Some Point, Everybody Was Pretty Hopeful.

What You Learn After You Are 40 Is That It Is Just About Plugging Up Holes In The Boat. You Just Hope You Have Enough Corks To Plug Enough Of The Holes.