The Best Condition In Life

Most Everyone Seems Willing To Be A Fool Himself, But He Can't Bear To Have Anyone Else One.

It Is A Very Delicate Job To Forgive A Man, Without Lowering Him In His Own Estimation, And Yours Too.

Keep A Cow, And Then The Milk Won't Have To Be Watered But Once.

The Nearest We Can Come To) Perfect Happiness Is To Cheat Ourselves With The Belief That We Have Got It.

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.