Keep A Cow, And Then

There's A Lot Of People In This World Who Spend So Much Time Watching Their Health That They Haven't The Time To Enjoy It.

The Secret Of Forgiving Everything Is To Understand Nothing.

A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine; His Quill Makes No Distinction Between Friend And Foe.

I Never Had A Man Come To Me For Advice Yet, But What I Soon Discovered That He Thought More Of His Own Opinion Than He Did Of Mine.

No One Can Disgrace Us But Ourselves.