A Witty Writer Is Like

Some Folks As They Grow Older Grow Wise But Most Folks Simply Grow Stubborner.

The Miser And The Glutton Are Two Facetious Buzzards: One Hides His Store, And The Other Stores His Hide.

Politeness Is Better Than Logic. You Can Often Persuade When You Cannot Convince.

Liberty, Like Chastity, Once Lost, Can Never Be Regained In Its Original Purity.

Reason Often Makes Mistakes, But Conscience Never Does.