Politeness Is Better Than Logic.

As In A Game Ov Cards, So In The Game Ov Life, We Must Play What Is Dealt Tew Us, And The Glory Consists, Not So Mutch In Winning, As In Playing A Poor Hand Well.

A Man Cannot Learn To Be Wise Any More Than He Can Learn To Be Handsome.

Every Man Should Know Something Of Law; If He Knows Enough To Keep Out Of It, He Is A Pretty Good Lawyer.

Economy Is A Savings-bank, Into Which Men Drop Pennies, And Get Dollars In Return.

We Mingle In Society Not So Much To Meet Others As To Escape Ourselves.