The Best Comedy, I Feel,

That's The One Thing I Have Over Any Twenty-one-year-old: A Proud History Of Accumulated Neuroses. That's The Game In Which I'm Da Man.

I Don't Want To Be A Spokesman For Family Values, But That's The Way My Standup Is Perceived.

For The Sake Of Your Marriage, Get A King-size Bed. And If You Really Want To Stay Married, Get Two.

If I'm Really Considering Doing Film From Now On Then That Is The Smart Thing To Do, Or You Can Go Either Way. You Can Just Do The Same Character Over And Over Again And Make A Different Comedy Like Over And Over Again.

Well, I'm A 14 Handicap. Anyone Who Golfs Knows What That Means.