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You Can't Teach Somebody How To Be Funny. You're Either Funny, Or You Ain't.

The Filter's The Best Part. That's Where They Put The Heroin.

What Firefighters, And People In Our Military And Cops Do Is Separate From What The Rest Of Us Do, Basically These People Say "i'm Going To Protect All These Strangers."

I Don't Want A President Like Me! I Suck, Okay. I Want An Elitist, Smart Guy.

I Think We're Going To Carry The 'ice Age's Up To 'ice Age 15,' Which Means Basically They'll Be In The Present Decade.