There's Not Going To Be

Firefighters Are Some Of The Most Selfless Public Servants You Will Ever Encounter.

I Don't Watch 'american Idol.' I Don't Watch Any Of That Stuff.

If You Want A Long-term Relationship That Doesn't Require A Lot Of Work, I Say, Get A Dog. They Love You No Matter What. But When It Comes To Humans, There's No Secret; You Really Have To Appreciate The Person Every Single Day.

There We Were In The Middle Of A Sexual Revolution Wearing Clothes That Guaranteed We Wouldn't Get Laid.

There's Not Going To Be A 'rescue Me' Movie. Not A Chance.