The Advice I Would Give

Seventy-five Years. That's How Much Time You Get If You're Lucky. Seventy-five Years. Seventy-five Winters, Seventy-five Springtimes, Seventy-five Summers, And Seventy-five Autumns. When You Look At It Like That, It's Not A Lot Of Time, Is It? Don't Waste Them. Get Your Head Out Of The Rat Race And Forget About The Superficial Things That Pre-occupy Your Existence And Get Back To What's Important Now.

How Can You Do The Moonwalk And Ask A Woman To Dance? Hey Baby Lets Dance... Cya Later!

I Ain't Never Been In No Cell That Had A Phone In It. Can I Stay For A While? I Ordered Some Pizza.

You Might Have Seen A Housefly, Maybe Even A Superfly, But I Bet You Ain't Never Seen A Donkey Fly! Ha, Ha!

The White Man Gets All The Best Catchphrases!