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My One Big Regret Is That I Didn’t Play On For 10 More Years.

If I Had To Choose Between Dribbling Past 5 Players And Scoring From 40 Yards At Anfield Or Shagging Miss World, It'd Be A Hard Choice. Thankfully, I've Done Both

To Call Keegan A Superstar Is Stretching A Point.

I Must Be The Only Person In The World Who's Looking Forward To Going Into Hospital. I Can't Wait To Get It Over And Done With.

If I Had Been Born Ugly, You Would Have Never Heard Of Pele