If I Had Been Born

That Thing About Being An Icon, The Fifth Beatle, I Just Found It So Freaky.

I Was Born With A Great Gift, And Sometimes With That Comes A Destructive Streak.

I Must Be The Only Person In The World Who's Looking Forward To Going Into Hospital. I Can't Wait To Get It Over And Done With.

Everyone Went Crazy Over Wayne Rooney, But I Get More Excited By Cristiano Ronaldo.

One Day They Might Even Say That I Was Another Ryan Giggs.