I Spent 90% Of My

People Say I Slept With Seven Miss Worlds, I Didn't. It Was Only Four, I Didn't Turn Up For The Other Three

I Even Found It Difficult To Watch Myself Playing On Tv Because I Couldn't Identify With The Person On The Screen. I Couldn't Get To Grips With It. It Was As If It Was All Happening To Someone Else.

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.

That Thing About Being An Icon, The Fifth Beatle, I Just Found It So Freaky.

If You'd Given Me The Choice Of Going Out And Beating Four Men And Smashing A Goal In From Thirty Yards Against Liverpool Or Going To Bed With Miss World, It Would Have Been A Difficult Choice. Luckily, I Had Both.