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You Can Never Put Too Much Pork In Your Mouth As Far As I'm Concerned.

When A Country Wants Television More Than They Want Clean Water, They've Lost Their Grip.

If You Listen To A Song And Get An Image In Your Head, And Then You Go Home And Watch Mtv And The Image They're Showing Is The Same As The One In Your Head, Kill Yourself. You're Better Off Coming Back As A Lobster.

Whenever Someone Says They Believe The Earth Was Created In 7 Days, I Grab A Fossil And Say, Fossil. And If They Keep Talking, I Throw It Just Over Their Heads.

The Core Of The American Public, Their Hearts And Their Minds Are In The Right Place. And That Gives Me Hope.