That's Al Qaeda's New Plan:

My Negotiation Skills Are Are On Par With George Bush's Reading Ability. And Just Like Dubya, Every Time I've Tried To Put Forth An Effort, I Am Reminded That My Only True Strength Lies In Drinking.

You Just Be Honest About Who You Are, And If You Dont End Up With Any Friends, Then Good For You.

My Life And My Legs Have Been An Open Book.

My Message Is Strong And My Belief Is Strong, In The Fact That We Can Still Be Provocative And Have Fun And Just Get Informed.

I'm Always Happy To Pitch In And Do Something. Everybody Needs To Be Laughing A Little.