That Night Was A Dark

I Think If I Were Walking Someplace And I Saw A Corpse My Brain Would Tell Me It Was A Million Things Before I Believed It Was A Corpse.

This World Is Suchier Than We Are, And The Best Thing To Do Is Keep Moving And Find Your Keys.

Santa Claus Has Nothing To Do With It," The Latke Said. "christmas And Hanukah Are Completely Different Things." "but Different Things Can Often Blend Together," Said The Pine Tree. "let Me Tell You A Funny Story About Pagan Rituals.

If You Wish To Avoid An Unpleasant Story You Had Best Put This Book Down

It Is Terribly Rude To Tell People That Their Troubles Are Boring.