Texas Is A Fine Place

The Founders Were Right All Along, But The Results Are A Lot Funnier Than They Intended.

In City Rooms And In The Bars Where Newspeople Drink, You Can Find Out What's Going On. You Can't Find It In The Papers.

And The Funny Thing Is, I've Always Been An Optimist - It's Practically A Congenital Disorder With Me.

As For George Bush Of Kennebunkport, Maine- Personally I Think He's Further Evidence That The Great Scriptwriter In The Sky Has An Overdeveloped Sense Of Irony.

Mostly, Texas Women Are Tough In Some Very Fundamental Ways. Not Unfeminine, Nor Necessarily Unladylike, Just Tough!