Television Will Do Anything For

You Don't Send A Man To His Death Because You Want A Hero.

Television Will Do Anything For A Rating... Anything!

Television Is Not The Truth! Television Is A Goddamned Amusement Park. Television Is A Circus, A Carnival, A Travelling Troupe Of Acrobats And Story-tellers, Singers And Dancers, Jugglers, Sideshow Freaks, Lion-tamers And Football Players. We're In The Boredom-killing Business!

Ma, Sooner Or Later There Comes A Point In A Man's Life When He's Gotta Face Some Facts. And One Fact I've Got To Face Is Whateverit Is Women Like, I Ain't Got It.

We've Established The Most Enormous Medical Entity Ever Conceived... And People Are Sicker Than Ever. We Cure Nothing! We Heal Nothing!