Take And Chance And Don't

Kourtney [kardashian] Is So Freaking Cute, She Can Wear Everything.

Why Is It When You're Dieting, You Crave Everything?

I Think It Really Takes About 15-20 Selfies That Someone Takes On Their Phone Before They Post The Right One. There Was This Selfie That I Took Where I Was Wearing A White Bathing Suit, And It Was After I Had The Baby, And It Was A Sexy Pic. It Took About 15 Pictures To Get The One That I Posted. So You'll See All The Ones That Didn't Make It. And You'll See All My Selfies From The Past Years, Including My First-ever Selfie When I Was Four Years Old.

I Don't Like Big Balls On A Dog.

When Someone Asks Me, 'what Do You Do?' Under My Breath I Want To Say, 'ask My F--king Bank Account What I Do,'