[t]he Army Of Wrongness Rampant

Let's Take Everything Just As It Is.

I Know The Next Best Thing Is Often The Very Best.

But I'm Not A Saint Yet. I'm An Alcoholic. I'm A Drug Addict. I'm Homosexual. I'm A Genius.

Yes: But Aren't Love And Marriage Notoriously Synonymous In The Minds Of Most Women? Certainly Very Few Men Get The First Without Promising The Second: Love, That Is--if It's Just A Matter Of Spreading Her Legs, Almost Any Woman Will Do That For Nothing.

I Dream Of Eagles And Bring Forth Sparrows.