Swimming Is Good For You,

Boxers Don't Have Sex Before A Fight. Do You Know Why That Is? They Don't Fancy Each Other.

I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.

If We're All God's Children, What's So Special About Jesus?

All Comedians Are A Bit Attention-seeking And I'm No Different. Anyone With The Audacity To Want To Be Listened To For An Hour And A Half Must Be.

Jesus Loves You... He's Not 'in Love' With You.