Sweaters Need To Be Imagined,

Knitting Is A Boon For Those Of Us Who Are Easily Bored. I Take My Knitting Everywhere To Take The Edge Off Of Moments That Would Otherwise Drive Me Stark Raving Mad.

A Half Finished Shawl Left On The Coffee Table Isn't A Mess; It's An Object Of Art.

Hat Head Is A Sad Affliction Wherein The Chosen Hat And The Selected Hairstyle Are Grossly Incompatible. The Unfortunate Combination Results In A Condition That Can Be Hidden Only With The Application Of Another Hat.

The Twitch Above My Right Eye Will Disappear With Knitting Practice.

I Will Resist The Urge To Underestimate The Complexity Of Knitting.