Surround Yourself With Supportive People.

With This Show [stand-up Revolution ], I Loved The Idea That I Would Be Picking The Talent That Goes On, Not The Network. It Was Me Handpicking People Who Might Not Have Gotten The Chance To Be On Tv. So, I Thought It Was Real Cool That I Was Putting People Up There.

Surround Yourself With Supportive People. All The Negative People, Man You Have To Push Them Aside.

Some People Can Handle Alcohol. You Know Who You Are. Some People Can't Handle Alcohol. The Police Know Who You Are.

If I Wouldn't Have Done Comedy, I Would Have Been A Teacher. I Was Really Good When I Took An Exploratory Teaching Class In High School, At Getting Kids' Attention, And Delivering Lesson Plans. Though My Principal Even Told Me That This Was What I Was Meant To Do. And That Being A Big-mouth Comedian Was A Waste Of Time.

I Almost Bought A Delorean The Other Day Just Because. If I See Something That I Think Is Cool And I Like It, I'll Go For It.