Sure, I'd Play An Ape

I Remember Most Clearly When A Teenage Christopher Spat In My Face. He Said, "i Hate You". It's Pretty Hard To Overlook That. I Couldn't.

All That Time Hanging Around The Sets, Watching Norma Shearer Make The Most Of Her Three Expressions, Was A Help.

If You've Earned A Position, Be Proud Of It. Don't Hide It. I Want To Be Recognized. When I Hear People Say, 'there's Joan Crawford!' I Turn Around And Say, 'hi! How Are You!'

Box-office Poison? Mr. Louis B. Mayer Always Asserted That The Studio Had Built Stage 22, Stage 24 And The Irving Thalberg Building, Brick By Brick, From The Income On My Pictures.

I Used To Wash My Hands Every Ten Minutes. I Couldn't Step Out Of The House Unless I Had Gloves On. I Wouldn't Smoke A Cigarette Unless I Opened The Pack Myself, And I Would Never Use Another Cigarette Out Of That Pack If Someone Else Had Touched It.