I Remember Most Clearly When

If I Can't Be Me, I Don't Want To Be Anybody. I Was Born That Way.

Send Me Flowers While I'm Alive. They Won't Do Me A Damn Bit Of Good After I'm Dead.

Women's Lib? Poor Little Things. They Always Look So Unhappy. Have You Noticed How Bitter Their Faces Are?

You Know The Troubles I've Had With My Two Older Children. I Can't Understand Why It Turned Out So Badly. I Tried To Give Them Everything. I Loved Them And Tried To Keep Them Near Me, Even When They Didn't Return My Love. Well, I Couldn't Make Them Love Me, But They Could Have Shown Some Respect. I Couldn't Insist On Love, But I Could Insist On Respect.

If I Weren't A Christian Scientist, And I Saw "trog" Advertised On A Marquee Across The Street, I'd Think I'd Contemplate Suicide.